so usually i keep actual naked bits off of my tumblr, but this had to happen.
(Source: putawh0re, via loveyourchaos)
—so usually i keep actual naked bits off of my tumblr, but this had to happen.
(Source: putawh0re, via loveyourchaos)
—bff: *spills taco dip everywhere*
me:bitch. you gotta keep the taco dip in bowl.
bff: addie [our cocker spaniel]. rosie [our pit bull]. clean that up for me.
me: why does it all hit you at once.
bff: i hate that.
bff: you have to add all my laughs.
bff: i’ma die.
are these donuts or
me: wanna do couch to 5k?
roommate: …but it’s only, like, 5 steps to our couch.

suddenly, those two. like, what.
(Source: thegirl20)
katharine “i’m not sorry i’m so fucking gorgeous” mcphee.
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